I watch old school film so that I can learn so much that I just sort of miss all the new stuff.

I'm humble enough to wait and just chill. I'm having fun just working with these good people, man.

I'm a survivor of life. I try to give the glory to God and appreciate what's happening to me.

Everybody that's living in this earth is living in a situation. It's not narrow-minded to the point where everybody is serious and nobody has a personality. I think people die telling jokes.

I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding.

But I'm real conscious about what I do. I don't care what the label is. I'm looking at the outcome of it.

I don't know why people think I'm this ad-lib dude.

You know, my life's changed now. I'm starting to experience what people are really supposed to do. You supposed to be married. You're supposed to have a family, kids, treat your wife right.

We all take losses and it's about getting up and coming back.

Just the fact that I'm in the game is great. I'm just blessed to be working. I got a plan, but I'm humble and I try to be humble.

I left Indiana, and I ain't been back since. I've been doing comedy and paying my bills.

The irritating question they ask us -- us being writers -- is: "Where do you get your i

May the way I look at you, the way I speak with you, and the way I treat you reflect the truth that... I have loved you since forever.

The regrets in the theatre have always been the shows that you know ought to have worked but for one reason or another haven't.

There will always be rocks in the road ahead of us. They will be stumbling blocks or stepping stones; it all depends on how you use them.

If a good cartoonist can make a living making his comics, he'll continue to do that; the lesser insincere cartoonist that gets a lot of press will fall by the wayside eventually.

In crowds it is stupidity and not mother wit that is accumulated.

With love, even the rocks will open.

The Beauty which old Greece or RomeSung, painted, wrought, lies close at home.

Maybe da Vinci didn’t serve lamb in his painting of the Last Supper, but there was room for interpretation. Jesus himself was the lamb led to the slaughter.

To say the Constitution is living is to say that it's dead.