I watch some CNN and a lot of Fox, because it helps me get irritated.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

You can only rise so far by climbing on others’ shoulders, you know.

Our absence is what remains of us.

When he smiles like that, there's a single dimple. It was the thing that got me the very first time I saw him.

It is easy enough to be moral after a good dinner beside a snug coal fire, and with our hearts well warmed with fine old port

I think you hear a lot of people say 'I support the troops' and all of that, but I really feel deeply that I do.

Our demons are our own limitations, which shut us off from the realization of the ubiquity of the spirit . . . each of these demons is conquered in a vision quest.

A biography is never a biography of one person, of course, but the individual life of your protagonist will never conform. It will always bang up against history.

I'd say that I'm also recommending [Equilibrium] for the cool gun battles.

I think you can get away with being a bit more political in science fiction.

As an athlete, when you are on that field and the fans get really engaged and you can feel their energy and passion and true love of the game, it is absolutely a spiritual experience.