I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?

I wish my nose would blow me for once.

As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone.

What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get rid of once found?

Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live.

Individuality or Unity? I say there's room for both.

I'll take a redrum with a rellik please.

A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.

Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.

The clan is nothing more than a larger family, with its patriarchal chief as the natural head, and the union of several clans by intermarriage and voluntary connection constitutes the tribe.

Great achievement is usually born of great sacrifice, and is never the result of selfishness.

The earth is my altar, the sky is my dome, mind is my garden, the heart is my home and I'm always at home - yea, I'm always at Om.

When the women get the vote, we'll spend more money on the children.

By the year 2000 we will, I hope, raise our children to believe in human potential, not God.

I have seen many lean riders in the peloton, but very few Tour winners

Never sit at a table you can’t walk away from.

It's not that photography recaptures the world you have been in; more that it creates a new one: photographs are like Post-It Notes reminding us of the deep architectonic forms of space and thought.

Modesty antedates clothes and will be resumed when clothes are no more.