I watched TV religiously when I was a kid, but nowadays - with the Internet - there's so many people writing about TV on the Internet, that everything's sort of under a magnifying glass.

I like freedom. I wake up in the morning and say, 'I don't know, should I have a popsicle or a donut?' You know, who knows?

Life in California is beautiful.

Quality attracts quality. People want to be on a good show.

I am Cuban, my parents are Cuban, and I was not adopted.

I remember, growing up, if something big - God forbid - happened, the first jokes you heard on the subject came out of Jersey.

I guess, yeah. I've always loved improv. It's my thing. I really like it, but I also think it has to be done well.

I think a lot of people, they don't love their jobs but they don't hate them enough to quit. So they're like, "Eh."

I'm pretty much a straight guy on 'The Office.' We can't all be crazies. You need some balance.

I've always loved improv. It's my thing.

Ricky Gervais is a genius.

Liza with her acceptance could take care of tragedy

Never let your desire for love override your sense of self and value.

Both the two of us knew it. We watched the lie go up big and slow between us, then it burst like a spit bubble. They always burst before too long.

He scowled at Jason. "And please, I don't like being touched. Don't ever grab me again.

Right foot, left foot, right foot, breathe.

A tip for generalists who try to read economic research papers: If you get to a section that's incomprehensible, don't give up. Just skip to the next section.

The slaves of socialism are slaves, but they are no one's property and therefore no one's loss.

Many nights, I longed for home. But it occurred to me as I struggled for a feeling of comfort and safety: I have no idea where home is.

There is a monumental difference between being alive and living. You should never settle for the first.

The creation of a virtual image is a form of accident. This explains why virtual reality is a cosmic accident. It's the accident of the real.