I watched every single Charlie Chaplin film.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish

I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.

It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering.

Step by step, we will break this cycle of silence, poor information and stigma.

The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land.

It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it.

I am a clown, just without the painted smile.

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.

A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.

I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.

Do not look for happiness outside yourself. The awakened seek happiness inside.

Maxim 16: Your name is in the mouth of others: be sure it has teeth.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

God is good all the time!!

I have learned to smile when I wasn't happy, to sing when I didn't feel like it, and to do things just to please my fans.

When the Sun Clearest shineth Serenest in the heaven, Quickly are obscured All over the earth Other stars.

To a child, often the box a toy came in is more appealing than the toy itself.

I don't. I look my age; and I am my age. It is the other people who look older than they are. What can you expect from people who eat corpses and drink spirits?

In Paris, you're as far as possible from the land of pleasant smiles.

Half the world's troubles come from men not being trained to resent a fallacy as much as an insult.

Problems are good, as long as you solve them quickly.