I wear black while suckers wear pink.

I come prepared with the white suit and stethoscope, Listen to your heartbeat, delete beep beep BEEP. Your insurance is high, but my price is cheap.

Now my helmet's on, you can't tell me I'm not in space.

Supersonic bionic robot voodoo power Equator ex my chance to flex skills on Ampex

Dallas Mavericks want me as a bald-headed 5' 8" guard with a 95" vertical. Vince Carter respect my legs, ask Shawn Kemp.

Think about it, if you was there standing looking at me. What would you do, if I hit your face with dog doo-doo?

Starstruck with one buck, your girl look like Donald Duck.

Shakespeare's gone, don't even think about it.

Tough like a Ukulele.

I've always been a direct guy.

If you want to say you got to take a woman out to a fancy restaurant, I write songs about hey I'm not taking you to a fancy restaurant, I wanna take you to McDonald's.

Dreams can twist your emotions like no reality can.

Few people actually read. Instead, everyone likes pretending they read. If we spent as much time reading as we say we do, we'd be grossly overweight and depressed.

Cowards are always much more dangerous than heroes.

The Physician, by the study and inspection of urine and ordure, approves himself in the science; and in like sort should our author accustom and exercise his imagination upon the dregs of nature.

The Bible isn't a choose your own adventure book where everyone can just make up their own meaning.

The opening and the folding flowers, that laugh to the summer's day.

Whoever wants to understand much must play much.

There is a touch of divinity even in brutes, and a special halo about a horse, that should forever exempt him from indignities.

Legends are best left as legends and attempts to make them real are rarely successful

"Forget Barbie, f-ck Nicki she's fake. She's on a diet", but my pockets eating cheese cake.