I wear glasses. That's how you'll know me. I am the speccy one.... And I am proud.

If Iraq's weapons are weapons of mass destruction, surely ours are weapons of growth and nurturing.

Don't yell at people. Stand up for what's right. Put yourself in the other persons place. Respect women. Don't take no for an answer. Laugh at yourself. Don't believe what you are told. Fall in love.

White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream.

Now, we're Americans. Technically, who is from this country? Only the Indians, who we graciously let dwell on their native casinos.

I love the nightlife. I like to boogie.

No one is a natural - you have to work at being a natural.

Honesty and unpopular opinions are the toughest sell in a country with an irony-deficiency.

We don't know anything about Scottish history. All we know is that an American guy painted his face blue and somehow they won.

I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.

You leave white people alone in constant isolation for 2,000 years, and you know what their musical contribution will be? Riverdance!

Congratulate yourself as a good beginner. Feel proud of God for choosing you to begin the work at hand. Accept the work freely and get started. Be grateful.

The true traveller is the one urged to move about for physical, aesthetic, intellectual as well as spiritual reasons.

While the saving message spread day by day, some providence brought from Ethiopia an officer of the queen, for that nation is still traditionally ruled by a woman.

Success, for me, is a song that can deliver shivers.

Stem cell research has become such a polarizing issue in America... and I wanted to bring it down to the personal level, instead of the political.

When feeding time comes around, there is nothing a hawk likes better than a nice, fat, peaceful dove.

The state would rather give me an uzi than a microphone.

Forever only takes its toll on some

Frequently, only silence can express my prayer.

Bind up their wounds - but look the other way.