I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

An unexciting truth may be eclipsed by a thrilling falsehood.

You are truly living when you have inner peace. You are far away from the beauty of life when you are fighting a war.

The victory over our inner self is a daily struggle. Be strong and do not give up.

As a character I am dead, as a writer I am not.

In marriage, a man becomes slack and selfish, and undergoes a fatty degeneration of his moral being.

The young artist of today need no longer say 'I am a painter,' or 'a poet,' or 'a dancer.' He is simply an 'artist.' All of life will be open to him.

The world was like a huge red carpet out ahead of me to be walked on. And it stretched on and on, no end.

You're just a natural beehive, filled with honey to the top. Well, I ain't greedy baby, all I want is all you got.

Once we've achieved perfect meditation, we're terribly trapped because that's an illusion...any enlightenment that seems ultimate is an illusion.

Karate-do may be referred to as the conflict within yourself, or a life-long marathon which can be won only through self-discipline, hard training, and your own creative efforts.