I wear the writer pants in the family.

Me to Comma: I will never get use to you wanting to butt your way into my sentences -- even if you're right.

Three words for a writer: Make me care.

As I drove out the wrought iron gates I had entered, I noticed for the first time how intricate and beautiful they were. They were forged by hand so many years ago and had stood the test of time.

It’s a great day to write a best-seller.

Grammar, you're the pickiest noun I know.

I love Edit. He gives me tons of second chances to make things just right between us.

Do you remember the time, Mike, ” Jeremy laughed, “that you put a banana down your pants and walked up to the Palma-nator. It looked like you had one hell of a hard-on.

Writers see the world differently. Every voice we hear, every face we see, every hand we touch could become story fabric.

The best kind of day is a writing day

Caught red-handed for exclamation abuse.

Why can we throw a question further than we can pull in an answer?

We're all innately creative

People are always doing things for my sake and strangely enough, I'm the one who suffers for it.

The only thing that will make a souffle fall is if it knows you're afraid of it.

From a distance it is something; and nearby it is nothing.

Here's the major problem with going on strike for more money: You cannot get rich by demand!

Extreme sports tricks are becoming increasingly complex, the courses ever more challenging and crashes all too common.

Knowledge is the only water which makes one thirsty when it is drunk.

The mentality of coaches and players alike [in Bundesliga]. It's all about winning.

Neither divine grace nor natural knowledge ever diminishes freedom.