I wear whatever I want whenever I want. I don't call it drag; I don't even call it cross-dressing. It's just wearing a dress.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

To win, you have to believe you will win.

But you're an artist. you should know there's more to a story than the part happening right now.

She checked herself in the mirror. She was a roadmap of violence.

If men will not understand the meaning of judgement, they will never come to understand the meaning of grace.

If we never flattered ourselves we should have but scant pleasure.

I'm smiled out, talked out, quipped out, socialized so far from any being, I need the weight of mortal silences to get realized back into myself.

He's so fat, he can be his own running mate.

The qualities which a man seeks in his beloved are those characteristics of his own soul, whether he knows it or not.

What we need to change is our minds, that's the part that's doing us dirt and dragging us under. How can we change our minds.

Acceptance is the spiritual hammock.