I went and got a tire tool out of my truck, and straightened him out as cold as a block of ice. It was an attitude adjustment, and it'll work every time.

If you mind your own business, you'll stay busy all the time.

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

Somewhere between raising hell and amazing grace, Lord I know just how they feel.

We say grace and we say ma'am. If you ain't in to that, we don't give a damn.

Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin', I want to thank you Lord.

The greatest of men, they don't get too big to cry. They just loose faith in love and life.

You can do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh, don't step on my cowboy boots.

My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne.

Let me sum it up for ya: We got some people who work for a living, and we got some people who vote for a living.

I get whiskey bent and hell bound.

People are like books. Eventually, the focus shifts from the cover to the story that cannot be read in one sitting.

A man who refuses light will remain in the darkness even by the side of light!

An artist has to take life as he finds it. Life by itself is formless wherever it is. Art must give it form.

Nobody knows what you feel inside unless you tell them.

Compassion begins with attention.

If you put your politicians up for sale, as the US does (alone in this among industrialized democracies), then someone will buy them--and it won’t be you; you can’t afford them.

Don't forget honey. Never let one man worry your mind. Find 'em, fool 'em and forget 'em.

The underlying intellectual argument for seeking to tax economic rents retains its force.

The writer has to force himself to work. He has to make his own hours and if he doesn't go to his desk at all there is nobody to scold him.

By selling directly to customers, real women, the brand is able to avoid significant retail mark-ups that typically exist in high end fashion.