I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.

I am not always good and noble. I am the hero of this story, but I have my off moments.

I have learned now that while those who speak about one's miseries usually hurt, those who keep silence hurt more.

The first kiss can be as terrifying as the last.

You turn the light on, you get all kinds of bugs.

When you turn on the news, it's the same old rich white people that have systematically ruined this country regurgitating the same tired, stale ideas. And they keep getting invited back.

I'm a toxic waste byproduct of God's creation.

Yo-Yo Ma and Bobby McFerrin together again for the first time.

red plastic rain her tears stain

The world's verdict is conclusive.

Only the most saintly and delusional among us welcomes all pain as challenge, perceives all loss as harsh blessing.