I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.

I don’t drink anymore - just the same amount.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

There was something so heavy about the burden of history, of the past.

The mind is a thing capable of destroying itself when deep grief sets in, and when left alone to muse over one’s misery, the most irreparable damage can be done. You need people to heal.

Irrespective of any political party, I am a supporter of good people who want to do something for the society.

If you have an important decision to make, or even a small one, it is good to make your decision with the guidance of the Lord.

The fire is the main comfort of the camp, whether in summer or winter

Everybody's had those moments of doubt... but it's what you do with that feeling that matters.

I didn't say a lot. I didn't throw anything. That's not my style. I did think about it though.

I'm not a singer who plays a bit of drums. I'm a drummer that sings a bit.

Radical Islam has been the foe of Christendom for centuries.

He had not yet lived long enough to have discovered that nothing is more close at hand then the impossible, and that what must be looked for is always the unforeseen.