I went out on a date with Simile. I don't know what I metaphor.

Velcro: what a rip-off.

Black beauty - he's a dark horse.

I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one.

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.

Ive decided to sell my Hoover… well, it was just collecting dust.

I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down.

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: I can't make Tuesdays.'

So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red.

I took part in the sun-tanning Olympics – I just got bronze.

I answered the call to heal before I answered the call of duty to my country. My job is to help and heal, not to destroy.

RUTH: If you take the glass…I’ll take you.

The Concept of Gender Does Not Exist....All There Is, Is What Is

When the three branches of government have failed to represent the citizenry and the mass of the media has failed to represent the citizenry, then the citizenry better represent the citizenry.

Love your readers to death!

Probably my worst quality is that I get very passionate about what I think is right.

My father was slower, but he was severer than my mother, who was quick but light and irregular in discipline.

Our challenge is to not look away, but rather to transform the field; to create a new political conversation, our own conversation, out of which we can speak our truth in our own way.

A home from which you can be ejected at any time is no true home.

I want to be the Cecil B. DeMille of science fiction.