I went out to dinner with a Marine last weekend. He looked across the table and he goes, "I could kill you in seven seconds." I go, "I'll just have toast, then."

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?

There's a light at the end of the tunnel. And it's a train.

Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty.

My femininity is always something I've tried to preserve in this dog-eat-dog world.

I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.

The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.

I hate people. People make me pro-nuclear.

I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes.

If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No."

My mom's Jewish and my dad's Irish Catholic alcoholic, so I whine on the inside.

Yes, he wanted to tell Krystof, it will hurt. Even if you don't get sick like them. It will hurt.

A disputant no more cares for the truth than the sportsman for the hare.

Politics has rough manners, but it is a very useful thing.

Why would I care what other people are thinking? I don't care what an audience thinks of me.

Beauty is but the sensible image of the infinite. Like truth and justice, it lives within us; like virtue and the moral law, it is a companion of the soul.

Sometimes it's necessary to do wrong. Sometimes it's the only way to make things right.

Going around under an umbrella interferes with one's looking up at the sky.

Don't get so locked in to your overwhelming schedule that you haphazardly spend your soul.

No civilized person ever goes to bed the same day he gets up.

Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong.