I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number...She looked great going down the stairs.

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!

You know the animal that kills the most people in the world? The Hepatitis Bee.

About a month before he died, my grandfather, we covered his back full of lard - after that he went downhill very quickly.

As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.

My grandfather invented the cold air balloon... But it never really took off.

I've just finished my book, I wrote it on penguins. Come to think of it, paper would have been better.

I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over.

If you're depressed and called Morgan spend the first half of the day in Germany for some positive affirmation.

Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my grandad who was a bank robber. He died recently, surrounded by his family.

My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better

Whatever you seek is within you!

We were in recycling before recycling was cool.

I pretty much look like an identical twin of my mom.

All philosophers should end their days at Pythia's feet. There is only one philosophy, that of unique moments.

The worries that are the burden of which the privileged person makes an excuse in dealing with the oppressed person are in fact the worries about preserving his privileged condition.

The nickname (Ice Princess) is just based on my looks on the outside , once you get to know me , you'll get to like me.

Time to go inward would you believe that I'm afraid to stare down the barrel of choices I have made.

The only thing I've kind of missed is finding a really good western that I want to do, because I watched westerns a lot.

Fear for a linchpin is a clue that you're getting close to doing something important.

Impossible, that blind the mind, and looked out into the unknown.