I went straight from shenanigans to crimes against humanity.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

The music echoes in the emptiness. It reminds us where we came from and where we’re bound.

Money is not everything, but is probably just second to Oxygen

The greatest gift at Christmas is love. The love that bind us together us one Human Family.

There are two ways, ” he told me, “and they are love and not love. I choose love.

McAfee, I could try this case in my sleep and still win.""Guess that's your plan, then, since you're clearly dreaming.

Great nations are never impoverished by private, though they sometimes are by public prodigality and misconduct.

When I am told that I am a huge star, I accept it, knowing that success is relative - the films I do have to work.

The law is rough. I'm not talking about new laws, the existing law is very rough.

…find freedom, aliveness, and power not from what contains, locates, or protects us, but from what dissolves, reveals, and expands us.

Business should be like religion and science; it should know neither love nor hate.