I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.

Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I'll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they're talking about and what they're not talking about.

I like pot, I enjoy pot, I like to smoke it. But, the one thing I don't like about pot is the subculture it's spawned. I think it's embarrassing and really juvenile and uncreative

You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy.

Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.

We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.

You have to have some level of attachment, you can still have passion and believe but it has to be softened somewhat.

The skeleton of success is self-discipline

Here's where redesign begins in earnest, where we stop trying to be less bad and we start figuring out how to be good.

Man must learn that his current path is not suitable for Earth, and soon, Earth won't be suitable for Man.

Modernity: we created youth without heroism, age without wisdom, and life without grandeur

You can not change the past but you can change the future.

I was born poor and without religion, under a happy sky, feeling harmony, not hostility, in nature. I began not by feeling torn, but in plenitude.

Writing's still the most difficult job I've ever had - but it's worth it.

Religion dies hard in the Irish.

And he who would be friends with God must remain alone, or make the whole world his friend

What does an actor know about politics?