I went to a garage sale. 'How much for the garage' 'It's not for sale.'

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

I should have been bolder and kissed her at the end. I should have been more cautious. I had talked too much. I had said too little.

Whenever you are angry shut your mouth. So that you can save yourself from loosing the beloved ones.

This is why some relationships look so beautiful and some look so tragic — beauty belongs to the thoughtful

It was so much more comfortable to be able to divide people into heroes and villains and expect them to play their allotted part.

Stronger by weakness, wiser men become.

I don't admire how much a person has, I admire what a person does with what they have and I think that defines you most.

It's a big responsibility to be the main part of a film because if you don't like me, you have a problem for two-and-a-half hours.

You don't have to spend $200 million or $100 million to make a great movie.

My life is an unfinished product, but instead of just saying, 'How do I top what I've accomplished,' I decided I wanted to move forward, express my growth and take a big step into the next chapter.

Man is whole when he is in tune with the winds, the stars, and the hills... Being in tune with the universe is the entire secrets.