I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Steadily, we are listening more to the intelligence of our hearts—and acting on that wisdom. And that's what spirituality is—an expression of Love.

The called souls are chosen by grace.

I had a dream about you last night... we tried to joke but neither could make any sense. We realized that puns are present in every language, though not shared by any of them.

A unicorn in this magical star.In my new home.My ethereal home.Saturna

If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don't have integrity, nothing else matters.

Fighters with 13 fights are winning world titles, and of course they don't know how to behave.

Popsicles should be the new black and then everyone would have one.

Only after several years of training did I come to realize that the deepest purpose of the martial arts is to serve as a vehicle for personal spiritual development.

Anybody who says I can't do something, it just motivates me more than you could believe.

You better watch out You better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town