I went to a restaurant the other day called 'Taste of the Raj.' The waiter hit me with a stick and got me to build a complicated railway system.

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face.

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames.

You might heckle me now - but when I get home, I've got a chicken in the oven.

You can tell a lot about someone's personality if you know his star sign -Jesus, born on 25 December, fed the five thousand, walked on water -typical Capricorn.

My dad used to say 'Always fight fire with fire,' which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade.

The mobile phone, the fax, emails. Call me old fashioned, but what's wrong with a chain of beacons?

I have a really nice step ladder, sadly, I never knew my real ladder.

never say never. whoops - said it twice

What what, " Trapis said as he hurried over to tend to her, his bare feet slapping on the floor. "What what. Hush hush.

I wanta buy stuff. Stuff I don't need... Stuff settin' out there, you jus' feel like buyin' it whether you need it or not.-Uncle John

He disliked emotion not because he felt lightly but because he felt deeply.

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds came home to roost.

I spend my life imagining you, it is not time to be a coward.

We are born in relationship, we are wounded in relationship, and we can be healed in relationship.

I've learned that winning isn't everything, and it's more about the journey. But at the end of the day, I just want to stand on the podium with the gold medal.

Great art is a regional thing. I'm not saying my art is great. I recognize what I think is great about music is often on a regional level.

And maybe, just maybe, it will.

Now seen...now gone, The butterfly flits in and out Through fence-hung flowers; But a life lived so close to them I envy...though it's here and gone.