I went to a school that's predominantly computer science and engineering. So, there's a real shortage of hot girls, let's say.

I love walking around and grabbing coffee and sitting in a park and people watching… I love Greenwich Village.

Sometimes people say things they don't mean, and you just have to let it go.

I wake up at the same time every day to get to the gym.

I'm glad that I lost, I'm glad that I failed, I'm glad that I felt that way and decided to do something about it... I never wanted to feel that way again and it drove me.

I was single long enough, and when I was, it wasn't about putting notches in the bedpost.

The best love advice I've ever received is probably, 'I'm not leaving the relationship; I'm just leaving the house.'

Women do a lot of uncomfortable things for men - and I appreciate it all. I appreciate high heels. I appreciate thongs.

I wouldn't tell anyone to study werewolves - I studied wolves, how they moved, their tendencies and sensibilities.

I don’t think there’s any such thing as male objectification

When I'd be out-and-about at a club and the music would come on, I was never the guy that was gonna dance. But after Magic Mike - I have like two or three go-to moves. That's what Magic Mike gave me.

My luck for this year depends on one word. It's called work!

The lack of gratitude is the mother of misery.

Marriage is not a sales deal and you don't have to close it as fast as you can.

Free man is by necessity insecure thinking man is by necessity uncertain.

Anybody gone into Whole Foods lately and see what they charge for arugula? I mean, they're charging a lot of money for this stuff.

Love like Death,, Levels all ranks, and lays the shepherd's crook Beside the scepter

A precious, mouldering pleasure 't is, to meet an antique book, In just the dress his century wore; A privilege I think.

Radical historians now the tell the story of Thanksgiving from the point of view of the turkey.

I like the authentic punk dance you did there. It's like a child dizzy off lemonade

For I see that then I was still all in a state of innocence, but that innocence, once lost, is lost forever.