I went to law school and took a law degree, and counseled all my clients to plead insanity.

We buy books because we believe we're buying the time to read them.

I saw a Werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand

All I can say is what I've always said: If you break your leg, stop thinking about dancing and start decorating the cast.

Enjoy every sandwich.

I'm very well acquainted with the seven deadly sins, I keep a busy schedule trying to fit them in.

They say love conquers all You can't start it like a car You can't stop it with a gun.

If you won't leave me, I'll find someone who will.

There's nothing romantic, nothing grand, nothing heroic, nothing brave, nothing like that about drinking. It's a real coward's death.

When I was young, times were hard. When I got older it was worse.

I wrote my songs despite the fact that I was a drunk, not because of it.

Awake my soul and my spirit.

We are always afraid to ask because we aren't afraid of the answer but the feeling of rejection

I sincerely want peace, not because I lack resources for war, but because I hate bloodshed.

To understand how you live, to live. Do not think about it and live with it.

Because wisdom is innate, we can all enlighten ourselves.

I love 'Dr Strangelove.

The best innovation comes from inclusive work environments that foster diverse ideas, nurture people with diverse talent and backgrounds, and create strong relationships with diverse communities.

Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope.

Anybody out there who is a parent, if your kids want to paint their bedrooms,as a favor to me, let them do it. It'll be OK.

It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it; it's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free.