I went to my Congressman and he said quote quote, I'd like to help you son, but you're too young to vote.

We may stop lovin' to watch Bugs Bunny, but he can't take the place of my honey.

Sometimes I wonder what I'm a-gonna do 'Cause there ain't no cure for the summertime blues.

Step 1, you find a girl to love. Step 2, she falls in love with you. Step 3, you kiss and hold her tightly.

We'll really have a party, but we gotta put a guard outside, if the folks come home I'm afraid they gonna have my hide.

Every time I call my baby and ask to get a date, my boss says, no dice son, you gotta work late.

Intelligence and wisdom are certainly compatible, however they are rarely seen in each other’s company.

It is the human habit to think in centuries from a grandparent to a grandchild because it just does take about a hundred years for things to cease to have the same meaning as they did before,

Freedom is never granted it is won.

I'm not particularly impressed with going 50 miles per gallon. That doesn't impress me when we can go to the moon.

Today, John Kerry announced a fool-proof plan to wipe out the $500B deficit. John Kerry has a plan, he's going to put it on his wife's Gold Card.

A man's social rank is determined by the amount of bread he eats in a sandwich.

I have read articles about me where a reporter has exaggerated something that I communicated, but I wouldn't say there's ever been a lie told about me.

I auditioned on my own. I tried to make a mark for myself without anybody's help, not even Mom's

Mistakes quickly pile up and coalesce into a reputation, and a reputation is hard to shake.

I believe that teachers committed to the community are the ones who deserve to earn the top dollar, a starting salary of a quarter million dollars a year.