I went to school with a kid who was so smart, the only time he got an answer wrong, they had to go back and change the question.

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.

An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.

My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.

My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.

Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.

I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.

You are like a narcotic plant..." #TimothySvetlov. #ItalianPassion

The efforts of a leader will be emulated. Depending on the quality of appointed leadership, this can be medicine or poison to a living business.

To Reap The Result Of Destructive Behavior Is To Do Evil

There is a radicalism in all getting and a conservatism in all keeping. Lovemaking is radical while marriage is conservative.

There's a lid for every pot... You Just have to find yours. -Avery

Try to enjoy the great festival of life with other men!

If you ask the government to impose morality, then moral questions will be decided by whoever has the most political power.

But I was singing loud, and most singers weren't singing loud.

Dead metaphors make strong idols.

I'm half-Welsh, half-Russian. My maternal grandmother is Russian. I've very much a mongrel, which is good in a way because it makes me quite a blank canvas.