I went to see the 'Spider-Man' movies because my wife is a fan, and so are my kids.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

Life Sucks,get a helmet

You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it.

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

What firefighters, and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do, basically these people say "I'm going to protect all these strangers."

I look up to say something but he puts his finger to my lips and whispers, “Don’t talk. You’ll just spoil my fantasy of rescuing an innocent damsel in distress as soon as you open your mouth.

In music I do not look for logic. I am quite intuitive on the whole and know no theories. I never like a work if I cannot intuitively grasp its inner unity (architecture).

A woman who rides a motorcycle is in tune with the universe, a candidate for high adventure.

We need to love people with our deeds AND our words because sharing the Good News is a process, not just an event.

I've probably had more jobs than any other actor living.

Life is amazing: and the teacher had better prepare himself to be a medium for that amazement.

The boundary between real life and acting is hard to find.

Eagerly pursuing all the latest fads and trends cause he's a dedicated follower of fashion.

I was reading so much about myself in the papers that was not me.

We must train and classify the whole of our male citizens, and make military instruction a regular part of collegiate education.