I went to the Goodman School of Drama in Chicago.

You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don't have that. I'm a banana.

Tape "Seinfeld" for me.

Funny is when you're serious.

And it's tough traveling. You know, the hotels and the airports and all that. That part, eating and getting around to the hotel room and then going on.

I played Hamlet, I played Chekhov and Ibsen and all the classics.

People who become comedians… come from pain, come from conflict.

Paint your life with the magnificent colors of a joyful sunset.

The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge.

So the CD is a great way to get yourself acquainted with some people who in three years, maybe even one year, be really big.

Only the ego can fear, experience hate, lust and jealousy. Humility experiences none of these things - it merges into the transcendental awareness of perfection.

But, you know, I just want to play well and have fun playing well.

Everything should be at once surprising and inevitable.

I grew up being educated by Sesame Street and gained a sense of humor from The Muppet Show. I'd give my right foot to be able to do a scene or two with the Muppets.

If your husband is cheating on you with a carhop, get Meryl Streep to play you. You'll feel much better.

Our giving is but a reflex of God's giving.

God just told me to shut up!