I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

How exquisitely human was the wish for permanent happiness, and how thin human imagination became trying to achieve it.

Smile as often as possible and love as much as you can ❤ In the end...the heart felt memories you leave behind is all that really counts!

There is always going to be evil as long as goodness lives on.

When you make a man ashamed, you make him dangerous.

I hope that people can relate to my music, it's very relatable, it's very fun, it's very honest.

Taking the time to build community, to get to know your people will have long-lasting benefits.

If you were smart in 1807 you moved to London, if you were smart in 1907 you moved to New York City, and if you are smart in 2007 you move to Asia.

Misfortune nobly born is good fortune.

I'm the type of person who likes to enjoy everything that I do, take advantage of every opportunity in life.

The self is not the individual body or mind, but rather that aspect deep inside each individual person that knows the truth.