I went to the doctor. I said to him "I'm frightened of lapels." He said, "You've got cholera."

Velcro: what a rip-off.

Black beauty - he's a dark horse.

I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one.

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.

Ive decided to sell my Hoover… well, it was just collecting dust.

I went out on a date with Simile. I don't know what I metaphor.

I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down.

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: I can't make Tuesdays.'

So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red.

Beauty is the virtue of the body as virtue is the beauty of the soul

When you release the garbage of negativity, you can digest positivity for your destiny.

Moron, your bus is leaving-from Groundhogs Day Bill Murray

In the last four years under the Patriot Act, we have seen a great increase in the ability of law enforcement officials to investigate and track terrorists.

Free men are aware of the imperfection inherent in human affairs, and they are willing to fight and die for that which is not perfect.

Science as an intellectual exercise enriches our culture, and is in itself ennobling.

The chemistry of making the songs is often about being inspired by each other and responding intuitively.

Constantly there's a credibility issue; you're judged on how you look. If you look good, people assume you aren't credible. It's a battle you'll always fight if you're on TV and a female.

Leadership is not about forcing your will on others. It's about mastering the art of letting go.

I used to get so comfortable running the hurdles, I was just like a ballet dancer going out there and going through the routines.