I will always be mad at someone. That will never go away.

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.

I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.

Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?

I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn’t matter how many satellites you f---ing stick in the air.

I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.

I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys.

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

I've always been about honesty, whether on the radio, whether I did a movie, whether I wrote a book. As long as you're honest, you don't lose your edge.

You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career.

Positive thoughts dramatically alter the direction of your life.

I'm not just building a foundation or a house with the bricks people throw at me. I'm building entire worlds. it's called writing.

Against necessity against its strength no one can fight and win.

Goals in writing are dreams with deadlines.

Never cut corners, or accept anything that's second-rate.

Never ever ever give up. You can change and move around but NEVER ever give up

Whatever power I have is nothing if I can't use it to keep safe those who mean the most to me.

So down thy hill, romantic Ashbourn, glides The Derby dilly, carrying three INSIDES.

Spiritual love is without limits or boundaries. Worldly love is superficial and fluctuating.

When I go to a sci-fi convention, oh God, it's the closest thing to being a rock star I will ever know in this life. I want to be a rock star, don't you? It's a good thing to be, a rock star.