I will always love to perform standup comedy.

My whole act is confession.

As much experience, education and awareness as one can attain is important for a comedian.

The most memorable performance was my appearance in concert in Carnegie Hall. The first standup to do so.

The Steve Allen Sunday night show had the right to two options after my first performance.

Unquestionably, standup comedy is and has always been an art form.

We teach reading, writing and math by [having students do] them. But we teach democracy by lecture.

A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in business.

I am careful with my material and presentation.

The old problems - love, money, security, status, health, etc. - are still here to plague us or please us.

I was an actor before becoming a comedian.

So, was the crime lab a reward for almost being killed?''No, it was a reward for not being Bryce,

And came to her a realization that the largest humiliation for the person was a lie. And the viler the one to whom you lie, the greater is the humiliation.

People see a big dude and they hear that high pitched voice or "Eglasias with an 'I'" and love it because they can relate and go "I know that person!".

But those two plays left me on fresh terms with language. I didn't always have to speak in my own voice.

It does not do to neglect the gods of a place, whoever they may be. In the end, they are all one.

It doesn't matter how many times you get knocked down. The only thing that matters is how many times you get up.

In the emerging world of ethnic conflict and civilizational clash, Western belief in the universality of Western culture suffers three problems: it is false; it is immoral; and it is dangerous.

I eat what I want but in moderation.

Of more worth is one honest man to society, and in the sight of God, than all the crowned ruffians that ever lived.

Men's eyes were made to look, and let them gaze. I will not budge for no man's pleasure.