I will always treasure the privilege of writing the 'Sports of The Times' column.

There is no sports event like Opening Day of baseball, the sense of beating back the forces of darkness and the National Football League.

One of the great rules of hockey is: On the Stanley Cup, all germs are healthy.

Here's one thing I never say anymore: These people can't be that stupid, can they?

In August of 1921, one of the great American combinations was unveiled—even better than the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. This fortuitous new blend was radio and baseball.

Those of us who have tested gravity under a hoop know its mystical properties. Robin Layton, as I would have expected, has turned this staple of Americana into a gorgeous art form.

Baseball is all about stories, many of which are even true.

Every championship, by definition, is historic.

Baseball outfits went through their gaudy period during the disco '70's, when the White Sox looked like softball players and the Athletics looked like 'Saturday Night Fever' personified.

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself.

I would never tell anybody to give up hockey - the great sports we have here - basketball, lacrosse - rugby coming into its own - we've got so many great team sports, and I say hold on to them.

Heaven is full of answers to prayer for which no one ever bothered to ask!

I defuse everything I can with it. Humor is such a great shield.

I love Kathy Griffin, I think she's brilliant, but for me, there is a line when I go OK, that's too much.

If you’ve got the comedy eye, you can look at any situation and see the humor in it while others don’t.

For lovers, touch is metamorphosis. All the parts of their bodies seem to change, and they seem to become something different and better.

Getting married and staying married is a wonderful way to increase your wealth - but the key is stay married.

Everyone is replaceable, including me.

My first lead role was probably 'Party Girl' in 1994.

A compliment is verbal sunshine.

I've never seen a postcard of my work in a museum.