I will appoint an attorney general who will reform the Department of Justice like it was necessary after Watergate.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

On no days of our childhood did we live so fully perhaps as those we thought we had left behind without living them, those that we spent with a favourite book.

Open your mind to fill it with everything that is beautiful. Ignore the rest.

Happiness sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

As mayor, I'm in the frying pan. I'm just sitting here on the griddle now, and I've got to really think, you know, do I want to stay here on the griddle?

Just because you wear a bow tie doesn't mean you're a nerd.

Our whole social environment seems to us to be filled with forces which really exist only in our own minds.

Never confuse desire with vision. Desire has to do with what we want. Vision has to do with what we need.

The greatest piece of folly is that every man thinks himself compelled to hand down what people think they have known.

I teach Sunday school, motherf*****.

When you leave the familiar and enter the unknown, your fear becomes refined by experience and hammered into tools of survival on the anvil of anxiety.