I will avoid demonizing people who don't agree with me about this election.

I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back.

I was up late last night yapping about the elections on CNN and up early this morning doing the same thing in my daughter's kindergarten class.

The modern tribalism of the left demands that each person choose a group and then agree with everything that group agrees with. And anybody who leaves that group is stoned to death.

Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he's nice, but you don't take him seriously. That is Canada.

Feminism's latest victory: the right to get your limbs blown off in war. Congratulations.

Anybody who sides with Canada internationally in a debate between the U.S. and Canada, say, Belgium, is somebody whose opinion we shouldn't care about in the first place.

Unless you know a lot more about something than I do, I am not really that interested. I have too much information already.

It is nice to be around people who think differently than you. They challenge your ideas and keep you from being complacent.

It is increasingly important to be open-minded.

I will say, the one thing Mexico does well is punish prisoners. They do. They're good at that.

Greatness is a product of time.

The pursuit of dreams is the fulfillment of the scriptures.

I think poverty is not the worst thing in the world, blindness is, because blind people cannot see your beauty.

The keystone… some have called God, some Brahma, some Zeus… some even IAO… but in truth, O seeker, it is Thy-SELF.

India has the purity, the innocence. India knows what it wants. There is a direction. It has so much to offer.

What I like is a life that is full of surprises and [that has] no routine.

I don't know if it's how I speak or what it is about me that presents that sort of label, but I don't know how many times I have to be out in public with a girlfriend to stop that from being said.

my cousin Shirley, who never complains, screamed and screamed when she was having her baby. True, this was just during conception.

Even trained for years as they all had been in precision of language, what words could you use which would give another the experience of sunshine?

We have to demand that governments live up to their promises and make education a reality for every child.