I will be here and be around, watching over you. You can bet on that. I'll find a way to get some peanuts and take some beer and tell some lies.

As long as I'm in this city, I'm a lightning rod, ... People don't like me for a lot of reasons and I create all of them. I love it when they hate me. All my closest friends hate me.

I have said all along that I would know when it would be time to step down, and now is that time.

You want me to be truthful.. for your convenience.. but in turn.. you consider to be mendacious for your own convenience.. !! Gr8..!!

Let me assure you that my intent is not to offend or merely be provocative. I'm simply worried.

Take nothing but memories, leave nothing but footprints!

My eye sees sacred things.

There is power, value, happiness and fulfillment in a life of purpose.

The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.

Above all else, tragedy requires the finest appreciation by the writer of cause and effect.

Scared of a bunch of water? Then get out the rain. Order a rapper for lunch, and spit out the chain.

Words, like glasses, obscure everything they do not make clear. Before using a fine word, make a place for it.

Sometimes I joke around that if I weren't a musician, I would be a power lifter. I don't think people expect it from me because I'm little.