I will continue wearing the white hat and black mask until I ride up into the big ranch in the sky.

Once I got the Lone Ranger role, I didn't want any other.

I often meet adults in their 30s, 40s, or 50s who, as soon as they recognize me, suddenly become six years old again.

When people say "If I only knew then what I know now" makes me wonder why they aren't using that wisdom now.

This is THE most romantic thing that has ever happened to me, and it involves both drugs and a toilet.

You going to let me go now?""That depends." He muttered. "Are you going to try and nosedive down the stairs again?""Wasn't planning on it, but who knows how this might play out.

The habit of religion is oppressive, an easy way out of thought.

We all have fertile creative periods and times when we can't figure out how we ever did it.

I don't think the United States needs superpatriots. We need patriotism, honestly practiced by all of us, and we don't need these people that are more patriotic than you or anyone else.

If you can't think of an observation that could disprove a theory, that theory simply isn't scientific.

Blaming guns for killing people is like blaming pencils for bad spelling

I've always had a fighter's spark in me. I was born with it. I think it's in my blood.

A writer, I think, is someone who pays attention to the world.