I will do Dancing with the Stars when my career dips.

You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.

My hair didn't even move an inch and I was in and out of the water. My hair's windproof, waterproof, soccerproof, motocycleproof. I'm not sure if my hair's bulletproof I'm not willin' to try that.

You gotta stay 'fresh to death,' I call it. Fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan. Just stay fresh.

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel, everything.

The Situation's style is like super obnoxiously aggressive.

I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up.

There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.

Ronnie's new nickname is IFF. The I'm F*%ked Foundation. He's a client and the president!

I travel every single day, but I make it a point to hit the gym. I want to look good for the summer.

Being called Angelina is like one of the worst things you could ever be called.

An unexciting truth may be eclipsed by a thrilling falsehood.

The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank.

People who lack self-regulation are often invasive of others. They can be perceived as being controlling, antagonistic, or even subversive.

The minority yields to the majority!

The press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic - just one of those unfortunate things.

Hey, our Founding Fathers wore long hair and powdered wigs - I don't see anybody trying to look like them today, either... But we do look to them as role models.

People are ready to take the good things into their minds! Give them good and right ideas; they will immediately take them as if they are taking beautiful flowers!

Passions are merely ideas in their initial stage.

Persistence guarantees that results are inevitable.

[Personal life] doesn't affect my creative process. It just gives me more subjects to talk about. Basically whatever you put in your music is how you want people to view you.