I will hear no talk that there are no intermediate-range weapons on the NATO side.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

Life isn't a life without fitness.

I heard you asking questions of each: Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my Angel?

We may not be responsible for the world that created our minds, but we can take responsibility for the mind with which we create our world.

Truths are first clouds; then rain, then harvest and food.

I think the glue that held Fringe together was the relationships.

A man can live and be healthy without killing animals for food; therefore, if he eats meat, he participates in taking animal life merely for the sake of his appetite.

The secret of loving is living loved.

Eternal blessings crown my earliest friend, And round his dwelling guardian saints attend.

Something that can never be learnt too thoroughly can never be said too often.

A man who wishes to make his way in life could do no better than go through the world with a boiling tea-kettle in his hand.