I will love you as an oven loves malfunctioning in the middle of roasting a turkey.

Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily.

I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the restroom or when one of us is at a movie the other does not want to see.

You see, there are some people that one loves, and others that perhaps one would rather be with.

I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.

No matter how much it's growing, the Internet still is a pretty specific demographic. It doesn't necessarily represent the general populace.

In any triangle, who is the betrayer, who the unseen rival, and who the humiliated lover? Oneself, oneself, and no one but oneself!

The experience of eternity right here and now is the function of life. Heaven is not the place to have the experience; here is the place to have the experience.

Far more thought and care go into the composition of any prominent ad in a newspaper or magazine than go into the writing of their features and editorials.

Behind every fortune, there's a crime.

In retrospect, all revolutions seem inevitable. Beforehand, all revolutions seem impossible.

We read about how Ajax and Achilles will die for each other, but very little about the friendship of women.