I will never give up. I am in my 14th year of a 10-day beauty plan.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

[God] is a kind of perpetual critique of instrumental reason.

No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away...

Be strong and take action to achieve your dream.

I don't see the risk, I enjoy performing stunts, and I don't get scared.

The results of action depends upon the very quality of the action.

Science is the future of mankind.

There’s nothing that you can sell me that can make me happy.

Nobody is as smart as everybody.

In fact, when care appears, unconditional love often vanishes.

I am always learning.