I will never stop doing stand-up; that's my career, but I will do movies in Hollywood.

Self-worth and financial worth become indistinguishable.

I don't make the stereotypes, I just see them.

If you're politically correct, chances are you're not coming to one of my shows. I get to go onstage and say things that everybody thinks all the time, but can't say out loud.

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white.

I DJ and I'm a harsh critic of DJs.

Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan.

Azhar Usman is very funny, deeply spiritual, and extremely hairy. He's like Zach Galifianakis meets Deepak Chopra-and funnier than you'd expect that combination to be.

I'm not a media darling. I'm forever the outsider, for whatever the reason is.

Who I am on stage is just an amped up version of who I am in real life.

I do a lot of cultural material that's based on my traveling around the world. I basically just report what I've seen and where I've been.

Bible study without Bible experience is pointless. Knowing Psalm 23 is different from knowing the shepherd.

Although I think the word "pleasure" is unknown to you. More precisely, its practical meaning". #MilanoVeneziani. #ItalianPassion

Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.

-But rational thoughts lead only to rational thoughts, whereas irrational thoughts lead to new experiences.

While public opinion might sway back and forth, right and wrong do not.

The fundamental way of getting public approval is to deserve it.

It only takes a second to score a goal.

I may be a princess, but I'm definitely not a drama queen.

To lose ones faith-surpass The loss of an Estate- Because Estates can be Replenished- faith cannot-.

In the word of no master am I bound to believe.