I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.

Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?

I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn’t matter how many satellites you f---ing stick in the air.

I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.

I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys.

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

I've always been about honesty, whether on the radio, whether I did a movie, whether I wrote a book. As long as you're honest, you don't lose your edge.

You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career.

I am circumcised, and I tell you something, I despise it. I despise it. I despise it... I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

Make time to read.

Dedicate yourself to continuous personal improvement you are your most precious resource

There's that issue of if you attack someone you don't know where the votes are going to go.

The only perfect climate is bed.

Music is more objective, I think, than a lot of art is, but a surprising amount of it is cultural.

The most advanced, creative and original thinking is always a product of historical context and the influences of previous geniuses, mentors, and collaborators on the mind of the originator.

Dogs are forever in the push up postion.

The main selling appeal of NAFTA to US corporations is that it gives them an advantage in the North American market over their European and Japanese competitors.

A cinephile is someone who expects too much of cinema.

Who can blind lover's eyes?