I will not be a common man. I will stir the smooth sands of monotony. I do not crave security. I wish to hazard my soul to opportunity.

I'm the most gregarious of men and love good company, but never less alone when alone.

We were in the Arabian Desert for nine months. And I was having the time of my life. It could have been an archeological expedition, a military expedition.

It's such a relief for me to sit in front of a tape recorder and not be using it to learn my lines.

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

I have no intention of uttering my last words on the stage. Room service and a couple of depraved young women will do me quite nicely for an exit.

There may be honor among thieves, but there's none in politicians.

The only exercise I take is walking behind the coffins of friends who took exercise.

Question: How do you know you're God? Answer: Simple. When I pray to him, I find I'm talking to myself.

I will not be an ordinary man, because I have a right to be extraordinary.

I did quite enjoy the days when one went for a beer at one's local in Paris and woke up in Corsica.

Haemon: No city is property of a single man.Creon: But custom gives possession to the ruler.Haemon: You'd rule a desert beautifully alone.

One very difficult aspect of sin is that my sin never feels like sin to me. My sin feels like life to me, plain and simple. My heart is an idol factory, and my mind is an excuse-making factory.

Things do not need especialities to become special, just understand them as special and they will be.

I concentrate on exercises from the waist down, since that is the laziest part of a woman's body.

It is the combination of thought and love which forms the irresistible force of the law of attraction.

I was a young troubadour when I rode in on a song. And, I'll be an old troubadour when I'm gone.

I have heard something said about allegiance to the South. I know no South, no North, no East, no West, to which I owe any allegiance.

The denial of suffering is, in fact a better definition of illness than its acceptance.

if you put your trust in God, you’ll be all right in the end.

How do you scare some sense into a child who doesn’t fear death?