. . . I will not be sworn, but love may trans-form me to an oyster, but, I’ll take my oath on it, till hehave made an oyster of me, he shall never make me sucha fool.

Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps.

When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married.

You are thought here to the most senseless and fit man for the job.

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me.

Time goes on crutches till love have all his rites.

Tax not so bad a voice to slander music any more than once.

I do love nothing in the world so well as you- is not that strange?

For which of my bad parts didst thou first fall in love with me?

I love you with so much of my heart that none is left to protest.

Men from children nothing differ.

...you must never partly love or stop half way - because then, you become superficial and cannot be deeply hurt or loved...

For god sake to live in awesome, cool place you should have rules in your right hand and on the left hand you should have a program which can run based on this rules.

As long as I can compete, I won't quit.

I think pro wrestling doesn't seem to get a lot of mainstream attention until somebody dies.

I'm a fan of good horror movies.

One day, a leopard stalked into the synagogue, roaring and lashing its tail. Three weeks later, it had become part of the liturgy.

Success is like a fart - only your own smells nice.

You live once... Why not live to be great?

Software sucks because users demand it to.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.