I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

I wonder," he said, "whether the stars are set alight in heaven so that one day each one of us may find his own again.

The harder you look, the harder you look.

It's hard for a Jew of my generation, an American Jew, who is philo-Zionistic, not to romanticize Israel.

You only get one sunrise and one sunset a day, and you only get so many days on the planet. A good photographer does the math and doesn't waste either.

You win some, you learn some.

I suspect that in every good marriage there are times when love seems to be over.

What man really seeks is not perfection which is in the future, but fulfillment which is ever in the present.

My father died when I was five, but I grew up in a strong family.

Children ought not to be victims of the choices adults make for them.