I will probably go to jail, but do you know what? There's a lot of good people who go to jail.

.......the truth is, while the FBI is hiding behind the 5th Amendment, the Unabomer is qualifying for Social Security as a terrorist. Beam me up, Mr. Speaker.

A failure is always in the passenger seat in his or her life.

I closed the door. Other people got husbands and children

Being afraid to tell the truth because of the projected consequences, whatever it may be, shows a lack of faith and an abundance of fear.

Every time anybody in Washington talks about legal status, amnesty, anything of that nature, it becomes a magnet that lures people in quickly into the United States.

MAN THE BATTLE STATIONS! Someone's coming who wants to reason with us.

I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.

Clearly understand that the only limitations you will ever have are the limitations you impose upon yourself. You truly do have infinite potential.

A little simplification would be the first step toward rational living, I think.

Oh! thou who are greatly mad, deign to spare me who am less mad.

I think it's a fantastic thing to be alive.