I will respect this liver. After all, it's not mine.

If I had to choose between dribbling past 5 players and scoring from 40 yards at Anfield or shagging miss world, it'd be a hard choice. Thankfully, i've done both

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

Pele called me the greatest footballer in the world. That is the ultimate salute to my life.

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

Every team has a hard man. We has Nobby Stiles, Chelsea had Chopper, Arsenal had Peter Storey, Liverpool had Tommy Smith. Leeds had eleven of them

I'd give all the champagne I've ever drunk to be playing alongside him in a big European match at Old Trafford.

They say Paul Gascoigne is the new George Best but has he shagged three Miss Worlds?

Pain is temporary, glory...lasts forever!

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.

I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just happened.

If you have sixty seconds worth of distance...run!

Life is merely terrible

It is easier to ask of the poor than of the rich.

Even today, I dare not say that I have reached a state of achievement. I'm still learning, for learning is boundless.

If Hillary gave up one of her balls and gave it to Obama, he'd have two.

If we wait until we've satisfied all the uncertainties, it may be too late.

There is no barrier to success which diligence and perseverance cannot hurdle.

It's very hard to self-motivate without someone standing over you snarling, ready to hurl the chalk at your head at the slightest slackening.

Take that which God has given you and share it.

This mass terrorism is the new evil in our world today