I will say this: one of the things that is a pain when you're expecting children is how much advice unsolicited people give you when you're not asking for it.

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius.

Man shall not live by bread alone.

I know who I am. And after all these years, there's a victory in that.

The unsaid rule for living in a trailer park is: 'If the door's shut, don't come a-knockin.' But if it's open and you're walkin' by, feel free to say, 'Hello.'

It's a scientific fact that gratitude reciprocates.

The older you get, the more rules they’re gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin’ man, l-i-v-i-n’

Give thanks. Appreciate what you DO have ... the more we give thanks, the more we receive to be thankful for. Gratitude is the gift that always gives back.

Life is not fair, it never was and it is now and it won't ever be. Do not fall into the trap. The entitlement trap, of feeling like you're a victim. You are not.

Sure, I can get a little bit jealous. The good part about jealousy is that it comes from passion. It's also the dangerous part and it's an ugly emotion that hurts.

There's a difference in thinking you are a champion and knowing that you are.

Be fanatically positive and militantly optimistic. If something is not to your liking, change your liking.

I've always lived my life the way I wanted and been honest with myself and everyone around me.

I always try to take from past performances. You never try to get too high or too low. Just play every game, just treat every game like it's the same.

I decided to run for governor because I got mad... I want to make government more directly accountable to the people.

They say great themes make great novels. but what these young writers don't understand is that there is no greater theme than men and women.

No matter what size I am I love performing no matter how big or little I am! I feel good.

That's the thing that most people don't realize. In real life, comedians aren't funny. They save it. They save it up.

Not everybody is perfect, and I don't think we should be looking for perfect people.

Your lexicon is not entitled to slurs; it's time to retire them.

Goodness does not more certainly make men happy than happiness makes them good.