I will see you tomorrow, if God wills it.

Remember: Christ is calling you; the Church needs you; the Pope believes in you and he expects great things of you.

If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.

God is our father, but even more is God our mother.

Playing sport has become very important today, since it can encourage young people to develop important values such as loyalty, perseverance, friendship, sharing and solidarity.

I come without five lire. I want to leave without five lire.

I am at best on the C list for Pope.

Even the young are killing each other.

We all get lots of people. And maybe we don’t always get to have them the exact way we want them, but if we can figure out a way to compromise, you know, then we can keep them all.

You come from a wonderful family: Your father is the Divine. Your mother is the Earth. You have many siblings. And you are loved.

I didn't have a financial need, and I wasn't very gifted at relationships. I probably was more like what we think of boys as being: hard to pin down and wary of commitment.

Put on your yarmulkahHere comes HannukahSo much funnukahTo celebrate Hannukah

We can't do much about ensuring that the homeland is safe if our local police and sheriffs' departments don't have the personnel they need to keep our streets and neighborhoods secure.

Scott Walker's campaign slogan is 'Reform. Growth. Safety.' Which is actually similar to Donald Trump's new slogan: 'Mexico. Money. Crazy.'

Unannounced changes in life's itinerary are like dancing lessons from God.

Strong minds suffer without complaining; weak minds complain without suffering.

Self-righteous victims invite extra nails.

Bad news is just an excuse.