I will smoke crack before I die. I want to see what all the hubbub is about.

I'm a lurker and a creep. Women don't like me because I sleep standing up, like a horse.

I'm insecure, and I need the validation of strangers to feel whole. So, I need every single racist 12-year-old on the Internet to like me, or I don't feel complete.

A hole is a hole has always been my motto.

I think everyone is bi, right? There's no such thing as sexual orientation, or race, or gender. Those are all obsolete man-made concepts.

I can't tell if the world is worse now or if we just have more cameras. There are cameras everywhere, so now the world knows how bad the world is.

I think we give human beings too much credit. We're primates, you know.

The president is the country's scapegoat more than the country's leader; the president has as much power as we think the president has. Whoever has the most money is the puppet master.

Do you think we're going to hit a tipping point and the world's going to end?

I'm an Aries. I need everybody to like me.

Before The Simpsons, I was 4 years old, so I don't know exactly what I was thinking before that.

Good self-esteem comes from positive self-imaging. Positive self-image make you to resist wrong definitions others give about you, guiding you to live life with enthusiasm and will!

Looking back I can see that there have been no breaks from one departure to the next

I don't believe in accidents. There are only encounters in history. There are no accidents.

My deepest awareness of myself is that I am deeply loved by Jesus Christ and I have done nothing to earn it or deserve it.

When people know the desired destination, they’re free to improvise, as needed, in arriving there.

It is incredibly presumptive for somebody who has not yet earned his party's nomination to start speculating about vice presidents.

I typically go for a more classic aesthetic, though I like to contrast that with bold statement pieces throughout my house.

Being-alone is a deficient mode of being-with; its possibility is a proof for the latter.

I'm a human. When I got hit in front of people of course I was angry so that's why my expression was like that.

I probably am. I think Paul Giamatti also said in an interview that I was "f--king crazy." I'm flattered by that. I want to be that guy who's nuts who makes people think.